Mori-Kami steps forward toward the party and prepares for an attack. He makes a fist with his right hand and strikes the floor between himself and the party. The resulting shock wave caused the floor to split in a few places and made the party lose their footing, as well as a few HP. TRITHAL fell flat on his ass.
TRITHAL loses 5/88 HP
THRAX loses 2/72 HP
Danika loses 2/75 HP
Anri loses 3/76 HP
THRAX: (to TRITHAL) "Ha-ha!! Fatass!!"
TRITHAL: "Suck my cock, Thrax!"
What the party doesn't immediately realize is that attack, aside from jarring their breakfast loose, weakened their Wood-element defense.
Anri: "Something doesn't feel right here..."
THRAX: "You can say that again!"
TRITHAL: "Something doesn't feel right here."
THRAX: (pulls out the trusty Chris-whacking pillow and hits TRITHAL with it) "Shut up! Smart ass!"
In response to the added shock to his digestive tract thanks to THRAX's pillow-whacking, TRITHAL leans over and unleashes NOSE HAIR-CURLING FART.
TRITHAL: "There, now I feel alright!!"
In response to TRITHAL's unnecessary and un-called-for flatulence, the rest of the party grabs a pillow (or whatever's handy) and proceeds to chastise TRITHAL for the disgusting bodily function he shared with the group.
Mori-Kami: "Hey! You're supposed to be attacking me! Not each other!"
The forest god throws a giant log at the party. Thankfully, they are able to dodge it... but the resulting aftershock, combined with the party's lowered Wood-element defense, caused each member to lose 3 HP each.
TRITHAL 80/112 HP
THRAX 67/99 HP
Danika 70/94 HP
Anri 70/97 HP
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Smilin' Bob: "Hey! How come he got to go twice?"
Jeremy: "It's really simple: Sometimes, bosses get to attack multiple times per turn. It really sucks ass sometimes, but it happens."
Smilin' Bob: "Oh... that does suck."
Jeremy: "I know! The final boss fight in Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga is really bad about that. That final boss can get up to five attacks per turn!"
Smilin' Bob: "Ouch!"
THRAX: "Would you two quit talking, already?! Can't you see we're trying not to die here?!?"
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TRITHAL pulls a scroll from his bag-o-tricks and casts Mega-Heal, which restores 50 HP to all party members. Since everyone is less than 50 HP from their max, everyone's HP gets maxed out.
TRITHAL 112/112 HP
THRAX 99/99 HP
Danika 94/94 HP
Anri 97/97 HP
Anri and THRAX do combo attack ICE FLAME DANCE. Mori-Kami loses 42/2965 HP.
Danika: "Hell yeah! Now that's what I'm talkin' about right there!"
Chris' Ghost: "But you didn't say anything."
Danika: "Shut the hell up! It's just an expression!"
Chris' Ghost: "An expression of what? You claiming to be a talking machine when all you do is just stand there and occasionally suck Trithal's dick?"
Danika attempts to slap the shit out of Chris for that but it has no effect seeing as Chris is dead and all... She also wasted her turn.
Danika: "...fuck..."
Mori-Kami, annoyed by the unnecessary shtick, walks up and punches Danika. Danika receives 31 HP damage.
Danika 63/94 HP
TRITHAL, now quite pissed that his woman was treated in such a way, uses the last of his available SP and copies a move from an anime he has practically memorized, and unleashes a move which launches his wind energy toward his enemy with his Wind Sword II. Mori-Kami loses 1121/2923 HP.
THRAX: "Holy fuck! You stomped a mud-hole in him! Dickass!"
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Jeremy: "Hey, this fight has gone on long enough! THRAX, end it!"
THRAX: "Are you seriously wanting me to use THAT attack? Are you nuts?!?"
Jeremy: "Nuts? That has yet to be determined. Evil Ray and I have been wanting this fight finished for a while, but neither of us could come up with anything yee to end it with... so I'm ending it now! Do it, THRAX!"
THRAX: "O..k....... You're the boss... But let me just say that this is a bad idea... It could draw out the dragon clans a little early. And would probably kill..."
Jeremy: "SHUT UP AND DO IT ALREADY!!!"
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Obediently, THRAX charges his energies... his eyes transform to appear as dragon eyes... dark scales and crimson claws form on his hands... and with that dramatic build up, THRAX unleashes DRAGON BREATH! An inferno of dark flames spew forth from THRAX's mouth. They surround and engulf Mori-Kami. The Forest God's SP is reduced to zero. Mori-Kami loses 1614/1802 HP.
The great exertion of force from that attack drains THRAX's HP and SP, and afterward he collapses to the ground. THRAX is now dead.
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Jeremy: "Uh, dude...? You didn't kill him... What's up with that? You suck!"
Anri (to Jeremy): "What the fuck?! Goddamn you! Why did you make him do that? You knew his body wasn't ready for that yet! You knew what it would do to him! Bastard! Danika, let's finish this together so we can get out of here! I fucking HATE you Jeremy!"
Jeremy: "Join the club, bitch!"
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Anri and Danika decide to join forces for the first time since the collapse of their former sisterhood and do their own combo attack: FROST NUNCHAKU. Anri shoots Danika up with a dose of pure Ice energy, then Danika rushes Mori-Kami and proceeds to beat the shit (or whatever waste product a tree god would produce) out of him. Mori-Kami loses 426/188 HP, and is subsequently defeated.
BATTLE MODE OFF
All members gain 817 EXP. Except THRAX, who only gains 147 EXP because he died before Mori-Kami was defeated.
TRITHAL GAINS A LEVEL
LV 26>27; HP 112>114; SP 105>108
Danika GAINS 2 LEVELS
LV 25>27; HP 94>98; SP 85>91
Anri GAINS A LEVEL
LV 28>29; HP 97>100; SP 100=100
TRITHAL (LV 27; 114/114 HP; 108/108 SP; 6764 EXP)
THRAX (LV 30; 0/99 HP; 0/152 SP; 7178 EXP)
Danika (LV 27; 98/98 HP; 91/91 SP; 6054 EXP)
Anri (LV 29; 100/100 HP; 100/100 SP; 7148 EXP)
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