BATTLE MODE ON
TRITHAL (LV 26; 112/112 HP; 105/105 SP; 5947 EXP)
THRAX (LV 30; 99/99 HP; 112/152 SP; 7031 EXP)
Danika (LV 25; 94/94 HP; 85/85 SP; 5237 EXP)
Anri (LV 28; 97/97 HP; 100/100 SP; 6331 EXP)
All around, the party can hear low chanting... possibly from the stone soldiers.
Although being made of stone, the soldiers move quite quickly and take the party by surprise with a cluster attack move. Before they realized what hit them...
TRITHAL loses 10/112 HP
THRAX loses 14/99 HP
Danika loses 10/94 HP
Anri loses 11/97 HP
Danika: "Shit!! What the hell are these things?"
THRAX responds with FIRE WHIRLWIND, causing 2 of the soldiers that were closest to him to shatter, but causing minimal damage on the others.
Anri unleashes ICE FALLOUT, which causes 3 more soldiers to be destroyed.... but there are at least 20 more left unaffected.
TRITHAL withdraws his sword and begins slashing away at the soldiers, destroying a few at a time.
Danika wields her nunchaku, likewise destroying the few soldiers standing closest to her.
Now there are about 14 soldiers left, which band together to form another cluster attack, which seems faster than the previous one.... either because the solders' power increased, or the party is becoming quickly fatigued. After the attack...
TRITHAL loses 14/102 HP
THRAX loses 13/85 HP
Danika loses 9/84 HP
Anri loses 10/86 HP
Realizing that these stone soldiers are getting stronger, and they are not, the party scrambles to come up with some kind of strategy to make it out of this battle with themselves intact. Needing to do so quickly, TRITHAL exerted as much mental energy as he could to initiate a telepathic "conference call" between the party members.
Anri (telepathically): ".....OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD....!"
THRAX (aloud): "Chill the fuck out, Anri!"
Then rapidly, TRITHAL telepathically sends instructions to THRAX in the Macha language (which TRITHAL seems to have a better mastery of than English at times)... then an instant later the two of them unleash the combo attack FIRE HURRICANE, which causes 5 of the 14 remaining soldiers to be destroyed.
THRAX, who doesn't seem to realize what just happened, says "Hey, what just happened?"
TRITHAL (telepathically in English): "That was a little trick I picked up a while back called 'Suggestive Control'... which I'll explain in more detail later. Meanwhile, let's win this battle and get the fuck outta here!"
Anri, bewildered at all the things that has happened in the course of just the past few seconds, stands there stunned and misses her turn.
Danika, who has managed to gather herself enough to unleash a magic attack, deploys FOREST RAIN, which causes blasts of Forest energy and pieces of Forest debris to surround the enemies and strike, causing 3 of the 9 remaining to be destroyed.
Now the remaining 6 enemies seem to grow more intelligent and cunning, which initially worries the party, but soon realize this could work to their advantage. One of the soldiers goes up to Anri and attempts to feel her up.
soldier: "Hey, there sexy! Wanna get together after the fight?"
Anri: "Maybe, if you can survive my Orgasm Blizzard!"
THRAX: "Hey, now!"
The soldier-guard begins rubbing Anri's breasts. Due to her icy nature, things are always "perky". This new stimulation causes her nipples to become large ice-spears; immediately shattering the soldier-guard into a thousand pieces.
Anri: "What the fuck?!"
TRITHAL: "Damn! You're dangerous to fool around with, Anri!"
Danika: "Wow! That hasn't happened since you were with Anthony!"
THRAX (a'la Wayne's World): "Who's Anthony?! Who's Anthony?!"
Danika: "Anri's former boyfriend from before she joined the Saibot clan. She accidentally froze his genitalia and shattered them. She wasn't interested in her boyfriends turning into girlfriends, so she decided to live in celibacy and join a cult."
THRAX: "So then, how come my schlong is still long... even after the many times we fucked?"
TRITHAL: "Maybe it's because you're hell-fire. Maybe you melt her pussy when you fuck."
THRAX: "Oh yeah...."
Anri was now becoming quite disgusted at the open conversation in progress about her and THRAX's sex life... so she decides that this b.s. has gone on long enough and unleashes Ice Storm, thus destroying all of the remaining soldiers and doing 35/3000 HP damage to Mori-Kami.
In response, Mori-Kami says, "I suppose I owe you congratulations. You are the first in over a thousand years to defeat all of my soldiers, and yet have enough energy left to put up a fight against me. I shall enjoy the rest of this battle!!"
... to be continued ...
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