NENGO 327年11月20日 8:35 AM - 41 Days Until Culmination
...stupid cheesey jingle is heard as the camera fades...
"You can wet your pants with confidence with 'Maybe'!"
Mhyk: "Okay! Welcome back to the Neglaford Arena and the Dragon Trials. We've had an interesting first half of the show so far, and this next half promises to be just as interesting! We're not quite ready for our next event, so to stall for time let's hear about another of our players. Thrax, 'Speak your peace'!"
(start recorded video)
THRAX (on recording, in growling voice): "I AM THRAX THE HELL-FIRE! (in normal voice) I don't really know why I am doing this. ... Oh, by the way! Since I have your undivided attention. I am NOT a Myrmidon Warrior! I have only partially completed training. So...SHUT THE HELL UP!"
(end recording)
Myhk: "That was great, Thrax! It looks like we're just about ready for our next event. On to M'oh for the rules!"
M'oh: "Players will start at the sound of my whistle. Each competitor must defeat a monster using only their elemental powers. No weapons will be allowed whatsoever. The player who loses the least amount of HP will score first place points. Mhyk?"
Myhk: "Thanks, M'oh. It looks like Trithal has boosted his power to where, not only his eyes, but his tatoos are glowing blue. Guess he's ready."
M'oh: "On your mark... get set..."
(whistle blows)
Myhk: "Okay, the gates at both ends of the battle arena have opened. On the east end walks in Trithal. On the west end... ... ... what the HELL is THAT?"
M'oh: "Myhk, it appears to be a mutant orc of some sort."
BATTLE MODE ON
TRITHAL (LV 30; 125/125 HP; 121/121 SP; 9248 EXP)
Myhk: "The mutant orc thing wastes no time and swings it's Steel Club at Trithal. Wow! Trithal is fast! He dodged that with ease!"
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Stoner Stephen: "Hey! I thought I was supposed to be the narrator! Have I been replaced, just like Smilin' Bob?"
Jeremy: "No, you idiot! This is a game show knock-off! And Myhk is the host/announcer guy. It's his JOB to narrate and commentate and shit during this! Dolt!"
Stoner Stephen: "Does that mean I get to go back to the hooka with Evil Ray?"
Jeremy: "Yes! Do what you want. Just shut up and get the hell out of the way!"
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Myhk: "Trithal has closed his eyes and is apparently concentrating very hard. Hey, that kinda looks cool! Blue wind energy is surrounding him and has lifted him off the ground. He is actually levitating. Cool!"
M'oh (as she walks up to Myhk): "Well, while he's doing all that, turn off your mic a sec. We need to talk..."
(The microphones of both Myhk and M'oh have been silenced.)
Jeremy: "What the hell? Pssh! Stephen! Get back out here! Ugh! Dammit! He's passed out from too much KB..."
Jeremy (Narrating): "Okay, it looks like Trithal has finished charging his energy and is ready to attack. Unfortunately he took too long and missed his turn. The orc thingy swings his Steel club at Trithal again... Damn! That's stomp! The club shattered against Trithal's energy barrier. Dick-ass! ... hmm... ... Trithal is still just standing there. Trithal! Hurry up an do something before you miss your turn again! Ah... too late... Now weaponless, the orc charges at Trithal. Ah! I see his stradegy now! The ugly ass orc vaporized against Trithal's wind barrier. Trithal uses 46 SP. Trithal gains 232 Exp
BATTLE MODE OFF
TRITHAL (LV 30; 125/125 HP; 75/121 SP; 9480 EXP)
Jeremy: "Hey, Myhk! M'oh! Turn your damn mics back on and do what Janxion pays you to do!"
Myhk (microphone turns back on): "...What do you mean, "Myhk, I'm pregnant'? Fuck! The mics back on! Umm... ... Well, that was a great job, Trithal!"
M'oh: "I guess we'll finish our conversation later... ... Myhk, Trithal lost no HP and a minimal amount of SP defeating that orc...thing ... whatever the hell it was..."
Myhk: Alright! Good job, Trithal! Now it looks like Thrax is almost ready for his turn, so let's go to M'oh.
M'oh: "Thrax, are you ready? On your mark... get set..."
(whistle blows)
Myhk: "Okay... the gate opens on the other side of the arena and out comes -- HOLY SHIT!!! Three Lightening Dragonetties jump out and confront Thrax! He's toast!"
BATTLE MODE ON
THRAX (LV 31; 101/101 HP; 155/155 SP; 9662 EXP)
Myhk: "The three Dragonetties take turns attacking -- Shit! They're fast! I barely saw that! It appears Thrax was able to dodge 2 of them, but one inflicted 10 HP worth of damage. Now it looks like Thrax is boosting his energy... his eyes are starting to glow red -- wait, they're turning to Dragon eyes! Now there's an orb of fire energy forming in front of him --"
THRAX (in growling voice): "FEEL THE WRATH OF MY HELL-FIRE!!"
Myhk: "Now in some weird kung-fu move, Thrax has launched the fireball toward the dragonetties - incinerating them on contact!!"
BATTLE MODE OFF
THRAX GAINS A LEVEL
LV 31>32; HP 101>105; SP 155>159
THRAX (LV 32; 95/105 HP; 102/159 SP; 10045 EXP)
Myhk: "Wow! You can feel the amazement from the stands! I don't think anyone was thinking that he would survive that! Let's go to M'oh for the results."
M'oh: "Myhk, Thrax used 57 SP and lost 10 HP, and gained 383 EXP... and also gained a level. Good job, Thrax!"
The crowd, somewhat shocked, murmurs among themselves after having just witnessed someone they collectively despise single-handedly destroying 3 powerful enemies in one blow.
Myhk: "Okay... looks like they're ready for Axem's turn, so let's go back to M'oh."
M'oh: "On your mark... get set..."
(whistle blows)
Myhk: "Axem takes his battle stance as he awaits the appearance of his opponent.... uh... what the hell is that?"
M'oh: "That appears to be some kind of cross between a rabbit and a bear. It has rabbit hind legs and ears and a cotton tail, but bear fangs and claws on it's front paws."
Myhk: "Who the hell thought that stupid thing up?"
Jeremy: "That would be me. Got a problem with it?"
Myhk: "Other than the fact that it's the stupidest looking thing this announcer has ever seen, nothing!"
BATTLE MODE ON
AXEM (LV 27; 107/107 HP; 105/105 SP; 7838 EXP)
Myhk: "That rabbit-bear thing is enormous, but it seems fast enough to make the first move. The creature walks up to Axem -- who looks like a midget when standing in front of it -- and swipes at him with it's claws. Axem's high evasion works in his favor as he dodges the attack... wait... looks like he was nicked by the creature. Axem has lost 3 HP. Now, Axem is charging his power... looks like he's gonna summon something... his eyes are glowing green now...."
(crash)
Myhk: "Axem evokes 'GiGan Smash', and a huge boulder drops from the sky and crushes that weird-looking creature. It appears Axem has won this match!"
BATTLE MODE OFF
AXEM (LV 27; 104/107 HP; 83/105 SP; 8039 EXP)
Myhk: "Let's go to M'oh for the official results."
M'oh: "Myhk, Axem lost 3 HP, used 22 SP, and gained 201 EXP. That puts Trithal in First place, Axem in Second place, and Thrax in Third place."
Myhk: "A fine job by all our competitors. What is our leader board looking like now, M'oh?"
M'oh: "Myhk, Trithal is still in the lead with 200 points. Axem is second with 100, and Thrax is in last place with no points."
Mhyk: "Alright! A really good competition going here in the Dragon Trials. Now, let's hear from our green player. Axem, 'Speak your peace'!
(Start recorded video)
Axem (on video): "Yee! I'm Axem the Stone Pillar. Since the writer who created my character decided to stop contributing, I've become Jeremy and Evil Ray's bitch. I don't even know who I am anymore! Who am I?"
(End recording)
Mhyk (super-psyched mode): "Alright! Coming up next, the treacherous climb up our dangerous rock, Mount Death. Will our players make it to the top? Stick around and find out next!"
(cut to commercial)
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